Everyone came back home for my mom's 60th birthday..it was the first time the entire family was together in 2 years, so it was nice to see everyone. I stepped on the weight scale in my parents' bathroom and found out that I gained 16 lbs (of pure muscle..jk) since I moved to Korea. I've been watching a LOT of MTV lately..trashy American TV is so mind numblingly stupid, yet so entertaining. Anywho, whenever you get the Lee kids together, there are some funny quotes to be had:
Mom: All girls are pathological
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Elliot: Hey, Vanessa, can I have $10?
Vanessa: You always take money and never pay me back
E: That's what happens when you're unemployed
(later on, I caught my brother stealing quarters from my mom's spare change basket as he was saying "gotta hustle")
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(talking about an Indian girl)
Grace: Is she Muslim?
E: She's INDIAN
G: So? There are Indians who are Muslim
E: Yea, they're called Pakistanis
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Dad: You need to go to grad school before I die
Me: Yea, I know..but I can take care of myself. Y'know, you might be like Moses..he didn't get to go to the promised land before he died
D: So you're saying YOU'RE the "promised land"? HAHAHAHA
M: .........yes.
I still don't know why my dad laughed at me